Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Most AH-MAZING Dream, not boring I swear
I have a dream, yes hearing about dreams suck but this one was AH-MAZING. Thought I should write this one down.
Oh my god so check it out. First I am in a convention center type place and I am there it seems to enter into a drag queen competion. I'm in the hallway between categories I guess and some women from a dog convention in the same building are like, 'do you think you look good in that dress?' and I say, 'You know I kind of did this last minute and it's not my dress but I certainly wouldn't be giving me advice lady because you look like you are in a blue burlap sack." Needless to say, dog lady wasn't happy, especially at the expense of all the other dog ladies who were saying, 'oh snap' and 'did you hear the Susan' etc. I then go back into what I thought was my pageant room but it is ANOTHER convention only this time its for the most boring white guy thing like office supply expo and I am still in this awful pageant dress with cake make-up. I pretend to act natural so I sit down, nod my head for a bit, look like I belong, and then excuse myself (shuffle in heels) out a side door. Now I'm back inside this convention place lobby (which looks suspiciously like my middle school cafeteria) and we (theres a bunch of random people) are noticing a group of tornadoes in the distance, probably eight or so. They're beautiful, duh, so some of us go outside to look at them. I tell this kid he can come if he holds my hand. He does for like 2 seconds and then pulls away. He does this twice so I send him back inside (little shit). Suddenly, the tornadoes are gone and a giant tidal wave shape of pyroclastic cloud is now coming at us. I take charge and tell everyone (a couple hundred) to go back inside and lie down face first, cover the faces and the faces of the children and allow the blast to go over us. I push a baby carriage on top of a baby (in a protective way) and put my hand over its face to protect it. As we are waiting for that roaring blast to hit us the baby is sucking on my finger. I can't even concentrate on the impending blast because I am thinking (oh, it's nursing). Anyways, the blast hits and it's more or less a 2 second gentle breeze. Nothing like the awesome and destructive force we thought. So, we go outside and its all beautiful and then I look to the right and see, of course, the giant robots from War of the Worlds but they are more retro 60's. I am terrified and excited and even mention that I am terrified and excited by the movie War of the Worlds. Naturally, we all panic and flee, looking for hiding places. My friends Kim, Jen and I go to this bridge. The robot is a couple hundred yards away but that is like 2 steps for this thing. They hide in a nook and cranny of the bridge with everyone else while I swing off the side and drop down to a column under the bridge (no way back up but whatever, I am not getting stepped on). The robot actually shifts to the water and its leg saddles up right next to me. It's covered in millions of sensors and switches and all sorts of things which appear to take readings. I hold my breath in case it can sense CO2 (like mosquitos) but I guess I am not doing it well enough because the next thing I know I wake up in a laboratory surrounded by what look to be humans. They are actually the controllers of the robots and they are all like (we're peaceful, you guys were totally freaking out for no reason). Everyone is in a lab coat and I am watching this sort of 'how to' animation for a smaller (cat like. mew two from Pokemon) robot suit to be worn. And, the helmet, this is the best part, can allow you to see 363 degress. That's right, 3 more degrees than a full circle (don't ask, I thought it might be a 'mental' 3 degrees). They ask me, 'so, how many of these do you need', I said, 'one for everyon on the planet please'. "haha, no really we can give you about 150." I said I would give them to the best scientific minds of our planet. I guess they werent fine with that necessarily because I was then back into society (which is all post apocalyptic with people living in these large public mansion/structures and no cat 363 suit. I was the one who was abducted by the robot alien folks and have been trying to tell them that they aren't malicious and that the robots aren't actually the aliens themselves. A whole new bullshit religion where everyone looks like whirling dervishes and revering the giant robots has sprung up and I am trying to talk loudly to everyone in this building so they can listen and understand that I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT but people keep chatting, one guy keeps vaccuming (jerk) and basically no one is listening to my in-depth and ultimate answer to all this topsy turvy situation. So, I retire to my room where I find an awesome sketchbook that is filled with beautiful red drawings and watercolors of all the photographs that I took the other day in real life and am very pleased as I do not remember making them but sure as hell proud of them. Errrrrrr, cut, new scene. I AM IN MOTHERFUCKING VIETNAM, first person view following behind a bunch of Viet Cong who are going through a village and shooting other Vietnamese.? Like I am 8 feet away from these women and children in front of me being shot in the back and face, some falling into puddles and a bunch of airbubbles gurgling up. It's terrifying and sick and all the bullets have the tracers that I rememner from my first images of the Gulf War where I thought (oh my god, they're using lasers!). So i follow for a bit and see a bunch of gruesome deaths and indiscriminate killings until a bloated glove hand (which reaches to the shoulder) sticks out of a shack. It is made of sewn muslin and is pretty terrifying actually. It doesn't get shot, but instead waves over a soldier who teases the rest of the hand out. It's a full bodied muslin person (like mister Oggey Boogey man from Nightmare Before Christmas) with packing tape over the face. It hands the soldier a package and then my dentist calls and wakes me up.
Somewhere during all this I also watched a TV broadcast showing the tallest manpile (stacked on top of each other) which occurred in Mexico and killed 2 people. It was an impressive sight but so dumb. Of course they were all men.
Good Morning!
To Re-Cap:
Oh my god so check it out. First I am in a convention center type place and I am there it seems to enter into a drag queen competion. I'm in the hallway between categories I guess and some women from a dog convention in the same building are like, 'do you think you look good in that dress?' and I say, 'You know I kind of did this last minute and it's not my dress but I certainly wouldn't be giving me advice lady because you look like you are in a blue burlap sack." Needless to say, dog lady wasn't happy, especially at the expense of all the other dog ladies who were saying, 'oh snap' and 'did you hear the Susan' etc. I then go back into what I thought was my pageant room but it is ANOTHER convention only this time its for the most boring white guy thing like office supply expo and I am still in this awful pageant dress with cake make-up. I pretend to act natural so I sit down, nod my head for a bit, look like I belong, and then excuse myself (shuffle in heels) out a side door. Now I'm back inside this convention place lobby (which looks suspiciously like my middle school cafeteria) and we (theres a bunch of random people) are noticing a group of tornadoes in the distance, probably eight or so. They're beautiful, duh, so some of us go outside to look at them. I tell this kid he can come if he holds my hand. He does for like 2 seconds and then pulls away. He does this twice so I send him back inside (little shit). Suddenly, the tornadoes are gone and a giant tidal wave shape of pyroclastic cloud is now coming at us. I take charge and tell everyone (a couple hundred) to go back inside and lie down face first, cover the faces and the faces of the children and allow the blast to go over us. I push a baby carriage on top of a baby (in a protective way) and put my hand over its face to protect it. As we are waiting for that roaring blast to hit us the baby is sucking on my finger. I can't even concentrate on the impending blast because I am thinking (oh, it's nursing). Anyways, the blast hits and it's more or less a 2 second gentle breeze. Nothing like the awesome and destructive force we thought. So, we go outside and its all beautiful and then I look to the right and see, of course, the giant robots from War of the Worlds but they are more retro 60's. I am terrified and excited and even mention that I am terrified and excited by the movie War of the Worlds. Naturally, we all panic and flee, looking for hiding places. My friends Kim, Jen and I go to this bridge. The robot is a couple hundred yards away but that is like 2 steps for this thing. They hide in a nook and cranny of the bridge with everyone else while I swing off the side and drop down to a column under the bridge (no way back up but whatever, I am not getting stepped on). The robot actually shifts to the water and its leg saddles up right next to me. It's covered in millions of sensors and switches and all sorts of things which appear to take readings. I hold my breath in case it can sense CO2 (like mosquitos) but I guess I am not doing it well enough because the next thing I know I wake up in a laboratory surrounded by what look to be humans. They are actually the controllers of the robots and they are all like (we're peaceful, you guys were totally freaking out for no reason). Everyone is in a lab coat and I am watching this sort of 'how to' animation for a smaller (cat like. mew two from Pokemon) robot suit to be worn. And, the helmet, this is the best part, can allow you to see 363 degress. That's right, 3 more degrees than a full circle (don't ask, I thought it might be a 'mental' 3 degrees). They ask me, 'so, how many of these do you need', I said, 'one for everyon on the planet please'. "haha, no really we can give you about 150." I said I would give them to the best scientific minds of our planet. I guess they werent fine with that necessarily because I was then back into society (which is all post apocalyptic with people living in these large public mansion/structures and no cat 363 suit. I was the one who was abducted by the robot alien folks and have been trying to tell them that they aren't malicious and that the robots aren't actually the aliens themselves. A whole new bullshit religion where everyone looks like whirling dervishes and revering the giant robots has sprung up and I am trying to talk loudly to everyone in this building so they can listen and understand that I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT but people keep chatting, one guy keeps vaccuming (jerk) and basically no one is listening to my in-depth and ultimate answer to all this topsy turvy situation. So, I retire to my room where I find an awesome sketchbook that is filled with beautiful red drawings and watercolors of all the photographs that I took the other day in real life and am very pleased as I do not remember making them but sure as hell proud of them. Errrrrrr, cut, new scene. I AM IN MOTHERFUCKING VIETNAM, first person view following behind a bunch of Viet Cong who are going through a village and shooting other Vietnamese.? Like I am 8 feet away from these women and children in front of me being shot in the back and face, some falling into puddles and a bunch of airbubbles gurgling up. It's terrifying and sick and all the bullets have the tracers that I rememner from my first images of the Gulf War where I thought (oh my god, they're using lasers!). So i follow for a bit and see a bunch of gruesome deaths and indiscriminate killings until a bloated glove hand (which reaches to the shoulder) sticks out of a shack. It is made of sewn muslin and is pretty terrifying actually. It doesn't get shot, but instead waves over a soldier who teases the rest of the hand out. It's a full bodied muslin person (like mister Oggey Boogey man from Nightmare Before Christmas) with packing tape over the face. It hands the soldier a package and then my dentist calls and wakes me up.
Somewhere during all this I also watched a TV broadcast showing the tallest manpile (stacked on top of each other) which occurred in Mexico and killed 2 people. It was an impressive sight but so dumb. Of course they were all men.
Good Morning!
To Re-Cap:
Saturday, May 1, 2010
A Reworking
I have reworked my ACT window idea. I was panicking a little yesterday when I visited the space because I was envisioning my rotting fruit idea in the space and while it fits the space, and I have all the elements, I realized that the image was really simple and didn't raise any questions. At least none of the questions that I thought it originally raised. So I was thinking about other ways I could show and abrupt change in this domestic setting, something that was definitely off kilter and amiss. I then came up with the image above. This is a little mock up that I have in my living room but it gets to the point.
Basically, in this domestic setting which is obviously the setting for a home maker and a child (both of which are absent except for their chairs and things) a grown man is found cowering under the kitchen table. Only his feet would be sticking out of the back and perhaps his forehead would be pushing out the tablecloth (this would be against the window itself).
I thought the idea of a grown man under a kitchen table could be funny at first, or alarming. It's scary to me as it represents a breakdown or a snap in this man. It's a nod to domestic abuse as well. Don't know. We'll see what the final product looks like.
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